Jerry Oppenheimer is a best-selling author.
One shot shows a half-naked model reading the bible, another shows a man posing in the buff on a bed clutching some rosary beads.
In fact, it was dangerous.
Millions of kids from Brooklyn to Beverly Hills ran home from school every weekday to watch them dance, imitate their styles and fantasize about their lives.
Each celebulge was evaluated on its outline, girth, and prominence to determine its rank and the number of Hamms it deserved.
But he would never top the intricacy and profundity of Gay Karate Man again.